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Sniff the sugru
Okay, you're just a sick bastard. I'm stopping this before it gets any more lurid. Just before you passed out, you breathed the scent of lanolin and rose water and it reminded you of your dear grandmother, who looked a bit like Tom Baker (but in a good way). You remember her saying, "<PlayerName>, you can't just go around licking and sniffing shit. That just ain't right." Only now do you realize what she meant by that; it makes you a bit sorry you had her put in that home.