Cowbell Mystery

In a world where no cowbell is self safe, one man, half-president half-secretary-bear-pig. strives for counter balance door perfection. But amidst this feat of genius engineering, obstacles and most heinous villainy lurks. Who did it? Who performed such insidious deeds? Who went about to undermine such beauteous perfection? Who taped the cowbell? You know, the dangley-bit. Who?! Our mystery starts on the first night of June in the year of 2014. A sweltering evening of good hacker fun. After perfecting the counter balance in the door to the kitchen (complete with enhanced cowbell announcement capabilities), our hero, Mr. President/Secretary went to partake in food and drink at the local Firehouse ("Welcome to Firehouse"). Upon his return with comrades Mr. Tinkerman and Mr. Treehouse a most shocking discovery was... discovered. The dangley-bit of the cowbell had been viciously taped down as to dampen the heavenly sound of melodic cowbell goodness. Our presidential protagonist immediately set to work finding the fiendish culprit. The suspects are as named. Mr. Brush, the quirky yet unassuming painter. Mr. Gunner a quiet crafter. Ms. Mars the boisterous scientist, and her man-friend Mr. Pallet. Mr. Box, a packaging agent. Mr. DitchTruck a community figure head. Sadly Mr. Tinkerman and Mr. Treehouse as both equally had oppurtunity and perhaps, yes, motive. And finally, with most stoic consideration, Mr. President/Secretary himself. The plot thickens!